I like big bafs and I cannot lie!

I like big bafs and I cannot lie!
You other agents can't deny
That when a field goes up in an itty bitty space
with that mu in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your scanner
Parade and wave that factions banner
aint gonna leave those portals greying
Cos you're hooked and can't stop playing
Oh baby, I wanna ingress with ya
bragging screenshots, taking pictures
enemy agents try to warn me
But aint nuth'n gonna stop me
Ooh, Round the clock ingressin'
Ingress by bike by foot, by Benz?
They say that crazy can't describe me
'Cause we aint your average groupie
I've seen them glancin'
When with scanner and pride I'm prancing
Aint got no regrets,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of your average gaming,
Sayin' sitting around's the thing
Take the ingressor and ask them that
ya gotta get out there and HACK
So, agents! (Yeah!) Agents! (Yeah!)
Does your faction have that strut? (Heck yeah!)
Tell 'em to hack it! (hack it!) attack it! (attack it!)
Pride that faction's strut!
Agent got baffed!


I like 'em layered, and BIG
And when I'm throwin' an ingress gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get home
And power intel up
I ain't talkin' bout gameboy
Tamagotchi or little kids toys
I want them fields layered up before checkpoint
So get that intel double
and cause that other faction some trouble

Till the break of dawn
Agents got it goin' on
Perhaps some gamers won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and sit it
And I'd rather out there and play
'Cause my battery life's long, and my signal strong
And I'm down to get that faction on
So, agents! (Yeah!) Agents! (Yeah)
If you wanna farm in my Mercedes (Yeah!)
Then I'll see ya round! And hack it out!
Even that other faction gotta shout
Agent got BAFFED!